

"Escaped convicts disguised as beauty pageant experts? This could get ugly."
Two escaped convicts roll into the village of Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple who work as beauty pageant consultants. They go along with it to duck the police, but the local sheriff has a secret of his own.
Harry Sawyer

Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.

Sheriff Chappy Dent

Josephine "Joe" McClintock

Doreen Schaefer

Bob Maslow

Marshal Nalhober

Mrs. Bromley

The Judge

Madison
Jency

Other Happy Girl
Other Happy Girl

Other Happy Girl
David

Steven

Alton
Ely

Bully Boy
Pageant Judge
"Little Light Girl"
Varnel

Guard
Guard on Horse with Shotgun (uncredited)
Local Cowboy (uncredited)
Bank Teller (uncredited)

Cabana Boy Kimo (uncredited)

Tow Truck Driver (uncredited)