

"In a world of cons... Eddie's a pro."
Eddie and Lou are a couple of two-bit con men on the lam from a loan shark. They hide out in someone's house and they hear on the answering machine that (A) the owner of the house is out of the country for a month or two and (B) the housesitter supposed to watch the house for the absent owner won't be able to watch the house due to a new job in another part of the country. This provides for a pretty nifty arrangement for Eddie and Lou...until the relatives of the house owner drop by to visit. Eddie quickly adopts the guise of the person supposedly housesitting for the owner, and the shenanigans start from there.
Eddie

Sal

Milt

Lou

Annie

Max

Mona

Connie

Pinkie

Harold Monroe

Bubbie
Men's Room Attendant
Wine Steward

Japanese Businessman
Williamson

Chase

Driver
Commissioner's Secretary
Executive

Executive
Sal's Associate
Sal's Associate
Club MC

Club Singer

David
Building Commissioner

Bar Mitzvah Boy
Vendor
Stan
Nathan
Ginger
Myron
Eddie's Secretary

Woman at Accident
Milt's Secretary

Bar Mitzvah Band
Bar Mitzvah Band
Bar Mitzvah Band
Bar Mitzvah Band
Bar Mitzvah Band
Bar Mitzvah Band
Bar Mitzvah Band
Party Guest (uncredited)
Accident Witness (uncredited)
DJ (uncredited)

Valet (uncredited)
Bit (uncredited)
Bouncer (uncredited)
Party Guest (uncredited)
Bartender (uncredited)

House of Stereo Manager (uncredited)

Bar Mitzvah Dancer (uncredited)