
"Irresponsible, unreliable, unpredictable and totally irresistible."
Gary Starke is one of the best ticket scalpers in New York City. His girlfriend, Linda, doesn't approve of his criminal lifestyle, though, and dumps him when she gets the opportunity to study cooking in Paris. Gary realizes that he has to give up scalping if he has any chance of winning her back. But before he does, he wants to cash out on one last big score. He gets his chance when the pope announces he'll be performing Easter Mass at Yankee Stadium.
Gary Starke

Linda Palinski

Benny Moran

Lady with Cash

Zeus
Harry the Head

Refund Lady at the Met
San Diego Vinnie

Alice / 'Cyclops'

Tony

Barry the Book

TV Customer

Newscaster
Catholic Schoolgirl Fanny
Catholic Schoolgirl Lucy

Arty

Casino

Fat Max

Gerrard, Culinary Director

Mrs. Bennett, N.Y. Times Food Critic

Mrs. Dolmatch

Rhonda

Mrs. Haywood

College Kid in Jail
Alex

Social Security Checker

Stanley

Good Call Johnny D.J.

Undercover Cop

Kenny Paliski

Mrs. Paliski

Uncle Donald

Uncle Tony

Realtor

Maury, Funeral Director
Father V. Crespo

Yankee Stadium Security Chief

The Pope

Ray Charles

Vickie

Taxi Cab Driver

Confessional Priest

Baby in Womb
himself
