Funny Valentines

Funny Valentines

Funny Valentines

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Funny Valentines

1999

1h 48m

7.2(6 votes)

Drama

Overview

A woman returns to her home town to sort out her troubled marriage and finds new happiness in the rekindling of a broken friendship with her cousin.

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Starz

Cast & Crew

9 members

Acting

Alfre Woodard

Joyce May

Alfre Woodard

Acting

Loretta Devine

Dearie B.

Loretta Devine

Acting

CCH Pounder

Ethel B.

CCH Pounder

Acting

Tom Wright

Dr. Thomas Holder

Tom Wright

Acting

Peter Jay Fernandez

Danny

Peter Jay Fernandez

Acting

Megalyn Echikunwoke

Lauren

Megalyn Echikunwoke

Acting

Afemo Omilami

Ephraim Lee

Afemo Omilami

Acting

Saycon Sengbloh

Young Dearie B.

Saycon Sengbloh

Acting

Chris Dunn

Robert Earl

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