"It'll fracture your funnybone !"
In Haven Hospital, a certain men's ward is causing more havoc than the whole hospital altogether. The formidable Matron's debut gives everyone a chill every time she walks past, with only Reckitt standing up to her. There's a colonel who's a constant nuisance, a bumbling nurse, a romance between Ted York and Nurse Denton, and Bell wants his bunion removed straight away, so after a couple of pints, the men decide to remove the bunion themselves!
Bernie Bishop
Staff Nurse Dorothy Denton
Humphrey Hinton
Matron
Ted York
Percy "Perc" Hickson
Jack Bell
Student Nurse Stella Dawson
Nurse Georgie Axwell
Oliver Reckitt
The Colonel
Nurse Frances James
Nurse Helen Lloyd
Sister
Bert Able
Mick
Norm
Henry Bray
Jane Bishop
Jill Thompson
Madge Hickson
Ginger
Dr. Winn
Dr. Stephens
Alice Able
Student Nurse Nightingale
Meg
Rhoda Bray
John Gray
Alec Lawrence
Perkins
Ambulance Man
Tom Mayhew
George Field
Rose Harper
Jackson
Ambulance Man
Attractive Nurse
Cleaner
Trolley Lady
Porter
Andrew Newman
Ted York's Feet (uncredited)
Young Nurse (uncredited)
Nurse (uncredited)
Jeremy Bishop (uncredited)
Nurse (uncredited)
Outpatient (uncredited)
Racing Commentator (voice) (uncredited)
Doctor (uncredited)
Doctor (uncredited)
New Nurse (uncredited)
Porter (uncredited)
Outpatient (uncredited)
Lady (uncredited)
Porter (uncredited)
Outpatient (uncredited)