
"Your franchise is about to be taken."
Spoof of the "Taken" franchise. An ex-CIA agent who is now a mall security guard discovers that things are being taken from him. He must team up with his mom, also an ex-CIA agent, to defeat his rival and save his family.
Bryan Millers

Money Maker

Lenore Millers

Edna Millers

Kim Millers

Jamie Dempsy
Brown Finger

Himself

Fake Akon

Dalmat

Dirty Lady

Flight Attendant

Fireman

News Reporter
Old Man
Doctor

Little Girl
Pharmacist

Store Manager

Joe

Herself

Himself

Stoner #1

Stoner #2
Party Girl #1
Party Girl #2

Party Girl #3
Party Patron #1
Jimmy
Albanian Thug #1

Albanian Thug #2

Albanian Thug #3

Albanian Thug #4
Albanian Thug #5

Albanian Thug #6
Receptionist
Sue

Buddy #1

Buddy #2

Raja

All 3 Shih Tzus (uncredited)
Aggressive Warehouse Dog (uncredited)
Mr. Vialis (uncredited)

Shopper (uncredited)

Housekeeper (uncredited)
Albanian Thug #7 (uncredited)
Albanian Thug #8 (uncredited)