
"Warning: This Movie May Be Dangerous To Your Health. You May Never Stop Laughing."
An 'Airplane!'-style spoof of hospital soap operas—a brilliant young trainee can't stand the sight of blood; a doctor romances the head nurse in order to get the key to the drugs cabinet; and there's a mafioso on the loose disguised as a woman.
Dr. Stephanie Brody

Dr. Simon August

Dr. Milton Chamberlain

Dr. Charles Litto

Dr. Thurman Flicker

Julie

Dr. Bucky DeVol

Floyd Kurtzman

Dr. Oliver Ludwig

Jacob

Dr. Joseph Prang

Angelo / Angela Bonafetti

The Others - Christmas Elf

Nurse Norine Sprockett

Dr. Phil Burns

Dr. Walter Rist

Malamud Callahan

Sal Bonafetti

Drug dealer

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The Nurses - Chang
The Nurses - Perez
The Nurses - Thatcher

The Candystripers - Bunny

The Gangsters - Rocco

The Gangsters - Jerry
Soap Cameos

Soap Cameos

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Soap Cameos

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Soap Cameos

Soap Cameos

The Cops - Emilia
The Cops - Bed Mechanic
The Cops - Cicerelli

The Hospital Staff - Flower Lady

The Hospital Staff - Miss Ditka
The Hospital Staff - Paul the Orderly

The Hospital Staff - Warren the Orderly

The Patients - 82 Year Old Man

The Patients - Boy with Fly

The Patients - Disgusting Looking Patient

The Flashback - Young Simon's Father

The Others - Spectator
The Candystripers - Jyll Omato

The Others - Mrs. Pierce
Self (scenes deleted)

Girl with Broken Nose (uncredited)

Susan Lucci (uncredited)

Featured (uncredited)

New Intern (uncredited)

The Nurses - Theresa
The Others - Spoiled Brat
