

The hot-tempered, unruly players of this pub league soccer team are in dire straits after having lost everything -- their drive, their skills and soon, their playing field. When mysterious Walter Keegan shows up offering to be their coach, captain Bubbles and the rest of his loopy, obnoxious teammates are so desperate to succeed, they agree to give him the job. Drilled into the ground with a fierce discipline they have never known, the team pushes beyond their aches and pains to gain not only redemption on the field, but more importantly, their self-respect.
Walter Keegan

Bubbles

Danny

Robbie
Kellegher
Tosh

Hopper

Barmaid
Virgil

Jake

Super Sub
Trampis

Tony Flynn
Kevin

Isaiah

Mick

Flynner
Secret Agent Smart

Sergeant
Councillor McGuirk

Referee Mr. Duffy

Malachy's Manager
Belview Dynamo Manager
Walter's Wife

Footballers Girlfriend (uncredited)