

"They're as straight as can be, but don't tell anyone."
Firefighters Chuck Ford and Larry Valentine are guy's guys, loyal to the core—which is why when widower Larry asks Chuck to pose as his lover so that he can get domestic partner benefits for his kids, his buddy agrees. However, things get dicey when a bureaucrat comes calling, and the boys are forced to present a picture of domestic bliss.
Chuck Levine

Larry Valentine

Alex McDonough

Captain Tucker

Duncan

Clinton Fitzer

Renaldo Pinera

Steve

Benefits Supervisor

Councilman Banks

Kevin McDonough

Crazy Homeless Man

Teresa

Glen Aldrich

Band Leader

Salesman

NY Cop

Jim the Protestor

Mailman

Mr. Auerbach

Karl Eisendorf

David Nootzie

Tony Paroni

J.D.

Higgy

Eric Valentine
Tori Valentine
Bernie

Criminal (voice)

Darla

Donna

Doctor Honey

Teacher

Brooklyn Woman
Jail Guard

Bailiff
Cab Driver

Bernie's Mother

Hooters Girl

Hooters Girl

Hooters Girl
Hooters Girl

Hooters Girl
African-American Boy
Pig-Tailed Girl
Fireman
Fireman
Fireman
Fireman

Fireman
Fireman
Fireman
Fireman

Mr. Pickle's Employee

Gay Party Goer
Gay Party Goer
Officer Newman
Protestor

Protestor
Protestor
Doorman
Lesbian
Cute Girl in Crowd
County Clerk
Calendar Guy
Gay Friend
Wedding Singer
Wedding Singer
Wedding Singer
Wedding Singer
Wedding Musician
Wedding Musician
Asian Minister (uncredited)

Transvestite Groupie (uncredited)
