

"Learn to gain weight by LOSING scruples!"
Hapless Henry Palfrey is patronised by his self-important chief clerk at work, ignored by restaurant waiters, conned by shady second-hand car salesmen, and, worst of all, endlessly wrong-footed by unspeakably rotten cad Raymond Delauney who has set his cap at April, new love of Palfrey's life. In desperation Henry enrolls at the College of Lifemanship to learn how to best such bounders and win the girl.
Henry Palfrey

Raymond Delauney

S. Potter

April Smith

Dunstan

Dudley

Gloatbridge

Skinner

Mrs Stringer

General

Miss Grimmet

Pickthorn

Barbara
Proudfoot

Fleetsnod

Dingle

Carpenter
Alice

Brazier

Secretary