

"A first rate comedy about a second story woman."
Bernice "Bernie" Rhodenbarr is a burglar by trade, and she runs a bookstore as well. Her friend Carl Hefler is a dog groomer. After a successful burglary, it's discovered that a dead body was in the house she burgled. As she's the only one who can be placed at the scene of the crime, she has to use her criminal skills to clear her name of the murder AND avoid getting charged with the burglary.
Bernice 'Bernie' Rhodenbarr

Carl Hefler

Ray Kirschman

Dr. Cynthia Sheldrake

Detective Nyswander

K.E. Graybow

Carson Verrill

Detective Todras

Frankie
Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno
The Jogger

Deliveryman

Man in Cadillac
Shoplifter in Bookstore

Ray's Friend
Man in Grey Uniform #1

Bartender at Parker's on Fifth

Cabbie

Customer at Mayday

Mr. Paggif

Dental Receptionist
Dental Receptionist

Dental Hygienist
Christopher Marshall

Woman in Hallway
Man in Hallway
TV Reporter
TV Anchorman
Officer with Warrant
Officer with Searchlight
Man in Grey Uniform 2
Young Officer

Officer
Mrs. Kirschman
Ray's Friend
Customer at Parker's on Fifth
Waitress at Parker's on Fifth
Customer at The Art Bar
Waitress at The Art Bar
Art Bar Band
Chief of Detectives
Knobby's Apartment Manager
Dr. Sheldrake's Doorman
IBM Man

IBM Man
IBM Man
Verrill's Secretary
TV Anchorwoman

Dental Assistant (uncredited)