
"You've been served... spaghetti"
Clark doesn't care about you. He doesn't care about the world. He barely cares about himself. But after an incident with an old bowl of spaghetti and a malfunctioning microwave, he becomes a superhero that can fight crime with the power of spaghetti. However, you have to pay him.
Clark / Spaghetti Man
Dale / Shadow Man
Anthony Banner
Keto

Katie
Miss Hansen

Stephanie
Dizzy Daisy
Newscaster
Henchninja X
Car Thief
White Pussy
Kidnapped Woman
Officer Garibaldi

Officer Betts
Nasty Nate

Pot Doctor

Gary

Phone Thief
Mugged Man
Henchninja Z

Larry
Homeless Kid

Mugger Calogero's Homie
Zamir
Bar Partier's Wingman
Lennox
Wheelchair Man

Car Owner
Bar Birthday Boy
Kidnapper

Frail Man
Pizza Customer
The Horizon
Nightbandit
Dean

Viper Tortaga
Gabriel

Cat Owner
Dwayne

Purse Thief
Guy Who Waved
Park Bully
Pokey

Mugger Calogero
Derek
Bar Partier