Jesus, Bro!

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Jesus, Bro!

"GET HOLY"

2017

1h 25m

6.2(12 votes)

Comedy

Fantasy

Overview

An angry internet atheist has a near death experience and must deliver the news of Jesus to his devout internet followers.

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Cast & Crew

35 members

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David Gobble

Rick Whitehead

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Fard Muhammad

Carlos

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Allison Pregler

Elizabeth Howard Grace

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Rob Walker

Santa Christ

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Doug Walker

Samuel Tobinski / Kendrick Tobinski

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Malcolm Ray

The Devil

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Brad Jones

Willy Whitehead

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Brian Lewis

Burton Burpo

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Zachary La Voy

Ranger Buckman

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Tamara Lynn Chambers

Darlene

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Sarah Gobble

God

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Aidan Bart

Young Rick

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Nash Bozard

Terry

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Flynn Hanners

Father Jenkins

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Jillian Zurawski

Rick's Mom

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Ed Smith

Praying Man

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Christopher Proffitt

Gabe

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Trevor Ollech

Ned and Stacey

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Brian Irving

Internet Neckbeard

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Sean Wilburn

TV Cameraman

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Ed Glaser

TV Producer

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Joe Means

Heaven's Stage Manager

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Allison Means

Dana

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Tia Spencer

Maid of Honor

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Scott Spencer

Christopher Hitchens (voice)

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Rob Sheehan

Internet Commentor 1

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Cory Lyle Vinderslev

Internet Commenter 2

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Eric Gaspard

Internet Commentor 3

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Ryan Mitchelle

Internet Commentor 4

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Michael Schiciano

Internet Commenter 5

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Patrick Buss

Restaurant Patron (uncredited)

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Louie Corbo

Internet Neckbeard (uncredited)

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Meagan Rachelle

Bush (uncredited)

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Patrick Thatcher

Internet Neckbeard (uncredited)

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Omar Ahmed

Omar

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