

"The Funniest Film Since 54 B.C."
Two Britons—inventor Hengist Pod, and Horse, a brave and cunning fighter—are captured and enslaved by invading Romans and taken to Rome. One of their first encounters in Rome leaves Hengist being mistaken for a fighter, and gets drafted into the Royal Guard to protect Cleopatra.
Mark Antony

Julius Caesar

Centurion Hengist Pod

Seneca

Calpurnia

Horsa

Cleopatra

Sergeant-Major

Gloria

Senna Pod

Soothsayer

Agrippa

Archimedes

Brutus

Sosages

Virginia
Bilius
Galley Master

Small Messenger

Hessian Driver
Marcus
Spencius

Ancient Briton

Seth
Narrator (voice)
Senator (uncredited)
Horsa's Companion (uncredited)
Citizen (uncredited)
Handmaiden (uncredited)
Citizen (uncredited)
Willa Claudia (uncredited)
Horsa's Companion (uncredited)
Soldier (uncredited)
Senator (uncredited)
Companion (uncredited)

Mark Antony's Dusky Maiden (uncredited)
Citizen (uncredited)

Soldier (uncredited)
Senator (uncredited)
Vestal Virgin (uncredited)
Horsa's Companion (uncredited)
Citizen (uncredited)

Senator (uncredited)
Senator (uncredited)
Senator (uncredited)
Citizen (uncredited)
Guard at Caesar's Palace (uncredited)
Scribe (uncredited)
Roman Soldier (uncredited)
Senator (uncredited)
Vestal Virgin (uncredited)
Gloria's Bridesmaid (uncredited)
Senator (uncredited)
Senator (uncredited)
Senator (uncredited)
Senator (uncredited)
Solider (uncredited)
Senator (uncredited)
Mark Antony's Guard (uncredited)

Citizen (uncredited)
Vestal Virgin (uncredited)
Heckler (uncredited)

Senator (uncredited)
Citizen (uncredited)
Senator (uncredited)
Senator (uncredited)
Senator (uncredited)
Handmaiden (uncredited)
Citizen (uncredited)
Citizen (uncredited)
Vestal Virgin (uncredited)
Bit Part (uncredited)
Senator (uncredited)
Senator (uncredited)
Seneca's Servant (uncredited)
Citizen (uncredited)
Citizen (uncredited)
Citizen (uncredited)
Handmaiden (uncredited)
Citizen (uncredited)
Pretty Bidder (uncredited)

Vestal Virgin (uncredited)
Senator (uncredited)