Tales from the Crapper

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Tales from the Crapper

"Twice the monsters! Twice the fat guys! Twice the lesbians! Twice the boobies!"

2004

1h 30m

4.2(18 votes)

Science Fiction

Horror

Comedy

Overview

The Crapkeeper hosts two stories combining highbrow entertainment with kung fu action, alien adventure and vampire lesbian sex.

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Cast & Crew

64 members

Acting

Julie Strain

Ivanna Dance / Demanda

Directing

Lloyd Kaufman

The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)

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Arban Ornelas

Soul Stripper (as Arban)

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Masuimi Max

Sexy Asian Vampire

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Kevin Eastman

Travis Dance

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Rob Zazzali

Timmy

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Joel Himelhoch

Chief Doublestump

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Elwood Carlisle

Private Dick Sam Black

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Jorge Garcia

Racoon Head

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Randy Sklar

News Anchor

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Jason Sklar

News Anchor

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Debbie Rochon

Zelda Lipschitz / Herself

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Joe Fleishaker

Michael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm

Writing

James Gunn

Himself

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Elizabeth Johnson

James' Assistant

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India Allen

Sally Sterks

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Ronn Surels

Deke the Red Herring

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Antonia Dorian

Larry the Stripper

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Isabelle Stephen

Lesbian Art Student #1

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Kelli Powers

Lesbian Art Student #2

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Production

Jamie Greco

Surly Crack-Head Trannie

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Ron Jeremy

Jimmy (as Ron Hyatt)

Writing

Trey Parker

Steve Keen (as Juan Schwartz)

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Timothy Muskatell

Guy Who Finds the Space Ship

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Josh Taylor

Fake Zit Guy

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Ted Raimi

Next Door Neighbor (as Bill Ferguson)

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John Williamette

Guy Who Gets Ass Fucked by Buddy

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Adam Jahnke

Purse Snatcher

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Crew

James Ojala

Monster Meat

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Paul Salamoff

Office Chair Victim

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Kevin Thigpen

Black Guy #2

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Gared Williams

Bouncer

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Trent Haaga

Guy at the Party

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Ramzi Abed

Guy at the Party

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Lizzy Strain

Party Goer

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Eli Roth

Party Goer

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Doug Sakmann

Party Goer

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Stephen Blackehart

Himself (uncredited)

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Crystal Cartwright

Woman on Balcony (uncredited)

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Wes Craven

Party Goer (uncredited)

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New Found Glory

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Mark Gagliardi

People at the Party

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Tamela

People at the Party

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Smokey Miles

Party Goer

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James Lynch

Party Goer

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Leroy Patterson

Party Goer

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Phil Haney

Party Goer

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Penny Folger

People at the Party

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Paul Malcolm Pruett

Party Goer

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Nicole Talley

People at the Party (as Nicolle Talley)

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Heather Darling

People at the Party

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Lisa Michelle Axelrod

Voice Over

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J.D. Brown

Party Goer

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Lenora Claire

Party Goer

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Josi Kat

Self

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Arban Ornelas

Soul Stripper

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D.M. Schofield

Lesbian Vampire

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Zafer Ulkucu

People at the Party

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Editing

Gabriel Friedman

Strip Bar Announcer / Larry / Deacon / Oliver Stone (voice) (uncredited)

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Marc Gras

(uncredited)

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Edward Havens

Party Announcer (voice) (uncredited)

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Chris Lanphear

Sgt.Kabukiman / Rapist (voice) (uncredited)

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Sam Macaroni

Mr. Freaky (uncredited)

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Terryn Westbrook

Door Girl (uncredited)

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