
"When he talks, women listen."
Bored with Bollywood movies but fascinated with their Hollywood counterparts from his youth, Ram dreams to become a singer and actor in America, the country where dreams are made. He is encouraged when his American-based close friend, Vijay Rao, comes for visit, and brags about driving a Mercedes and living in a penthouse.
Ramu Gupta

Sharonna

Lexi

Dwain

Rusty McGee

Vijay Rao

Chantal

Edwin

Randy

Josh's Assistant

Wedding Dancer

Indian Prince

Father Flanagan

Sanjay

Mrs. McGee

Mr. McGee

Peaches

Older Woman in Dance Class
Young Woman in Dance Class

Mrs. Taylor

Josh Goldstein

Various Characters (voice, uncredited)

Lady in Glasses in Dance Class

Mr. Janjher Gupta
Mira

Amit (as Raahul Singh)

Rude Lunch Patron
Hank the Cameraman

Sound Man
Ramrod Production Assistant
Lars (as Thomas McCarthy)

Rasphal the Cook

Swami Bu

Party Waiter

Socialite

Uptight Woman
Kitty

Waldo Hernandez

Subway Passenger

Tony the Baker

Professor Wank

Guy in Bar
Sally Jessy Raphaël

Sally Jessy Audience Member
Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer

Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer
Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer

Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer
Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer

Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer
Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer

Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer
Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer
Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer
Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer

Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer
Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer
Lexi's Birthday Party Dancer
Wedding Dancer
Wedding Dancer
Bombay Dance Class Dancer