

"Anyone can be a father. But not every father deserves a standing ovation."
A broadway playwright is burning the candle at both ends. He is dealing with pressure from a production nearing premiere, a wife who is leaving him, and 5 children 4 of which belong to her.
Ivan Travalian

Alica Detroit

Gloria Travalian

Morris Finestein

Patrick Dicker

Jackie Dicker

Igor

Bonnie (as Elva Leff)
Spike

Debbie

Geraldo
Kreplich

Roger Slessinger
Lt. Glass

Officer Kapinsky

Oliver Cromwell
Fippsy Fippininni
Ted Brawn
Mrs. Woo

Seth Shapiro

J.J.

Miss Knoph
Second Taxi Driver

Larry Kotzwinkle
Complete Stranger
Young Woman

Doorman
Millie
Eddie
Pimp
French Student
Waitress
Young Lady
Drug Dealer
Girl Scout
Bystander
Bag Lady
Grunella
Newspaper Vendor