
"Quit staring at our poster!"
A gay theater-obsessed Texan high school senior has his heart set on Broadway stardom with an eye out for love. With the help of his 300-pound best girl friend, he embarks on a winning journey of self-discovery.
Rodney Miller

Seymour Cox

Ted
Sabrina Thomas

Hick #1
Hick #2

Stoner
Bobby

Judy

Dad
Christian Programming Woman / Preacher / BJs Drag Queen MC
Christian Programming Pastor
Young Rodney

Rudy

Katie Chin
Joey
Teacher
School Counselor

Student Council Slut #1
Student Council Slut #2
Tina

Old Man
Mildred

Nursing Home Volunteer
Grandma

Grandpa

Little Woman

BJ's Doorman
Bartender
Lesbian Pat
Hot Blond Frat Ho
Gym Teacher
Billy
Leslie

Cheryl
Rudy's Mother
Roller Rink Attendant

Church Woman #1
Church Woman #2
Church Woman #3

Church Woman #4
Limo Driver
High Schooler
Birthday Saloon Worker
Church Member
Store Patron
Ted's Little Sister
High School Student
Student
Teacher
Drunk Teen / Roller Rink Lover
Carol
Rudy's Family Member

Student
Family Reunion Member
Family Reunion Member
Family Reunion Member
Drunk Teen / Church Member
Bobby Sr.
