
"Just when you thought it was safe to say "Merry Christmas" again..."
On a snowy Christmas Eve, former mild-mannered college student Casey Smallwood is released from prison after serving 10 years for underage drinking. Eager to get out of town, he hops on the express train to Washington, D.C., but after the holiday express takes off into the winter wilderness, it’s hijacked by an angry gang of domestic terrorists and highly-intelligent, government-trained raccoons! Not one to back down from a raccoon fight, Casey joins forces with a porter on the train to fight the terrorists, help bring down a top secret, raccoon-controlled, military laser satellite and show those raccoons who’s in charge!
Casey / Ty Small Wood
Ranger Danger
Office Worker

Shane
Warden
Old Lady
Stealth Fighter Pilot

Chef
Head Chef

Hillbilly
Conductor #1
Santa Claus
Jones
Dr. Billington
Ticket Agent
Young Ty

General Negligence

The President

General Apathy

Darlene Bean