

"The Hitmen. The Swinger. The Not So Good Girl. Together they'll discover Action, Culture, Mystery, Romance (and Lesbians?) in the most Pretentious, Artsy, Violent, Botched Heist film EVER MADE! Taking the highbrow world of Independent Film to all new lows!"
This hilariously smart satire tells the story of Johnny Vince, a swingin' hepcat who meets hitman Sam and Harvey on a road trip to pull a "botched robbery" in Las Vegas. Along the way they take a deeply unfulfilled not-so-good-girl hostage, encounter the mysterious Mechanic, get harassed by a foul-mouthed answering machine... and did we mention the lesbians? The result - hilarity ensues!
Julianne

Sam Saperstein
Anomalie
Harvey Hirschberg
Memento Guy
Johnny Vince
Surprise Chocolate Lover
Heather Picture
Heather (voice)
Answering Machine (voice)

Company of Men Guy / Gay Husband / Understanding Husband
Unintelligible Cockney Guy #1
Unintelligible Cockney Guy #2

Crime Boss

Creepy Cowboy

Hot Blonde Lesbian #1

Hot Brunette Lesbian
Filthy Mysterious Bum
El Mariachi Guy
White Guy
Hitler
Self

Hot Blonde Lesbian #2
Bald Genius

Rabbi Eyns
Rabbi Tsvey

Rabbi Dray

Bound Secretary

Creepy Security Guard
Steve

Self
Undercover Cop
Malkovich Man
Confused Chick
Running German Girl (Lola)
Greek Wedding Girl

Greek Father
Greek Grandma
Spader
Spike

The Mechanic

Greek Husband
Lanky Man

Bar Girl #1

Bar Girl #2
Self

Toxic Avenger
Gimp / Mexican Standoff Extra

Boy Scout

Orgy Girl
Midget, Dwarf, Little Person
Female Dancer
Female Dancer
Female Dancer

Female Dancer
Male Dancer
Male Dancer
Male Dancer
Male Dancer
Girl in a Tutu with a Gun
Mexican Standoff Extra

Mexican Standoff Extra
Mexican Standoff Extra
Mexican Standoff Extra
Mexican Standoff Extra
Mexican Standoff Extra
Mexican Standoff Extra
Mexican Standoff Extra

Mexican Standoff Extra
Mexican Standoff Extra
Mexican Standoff Extra