

"The bigger the hit, the harder they fall."
The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of thirteen Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). No one is safe when the Spartans take on the biggest icons in pop culture!
Sonio

Leonidas

Queen Margo

Xerxes

Hauptmann

Traitoro

Persian Emissary

Dane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet

Pretty Girl

Urban Girl

Dilio

Messenger

Loyalist / Simon Cowell Look-A-Like

Paula Abdul Look-A-Like / Britney Spears Look-A-Like / Ellen DeGeneres Look-A-Like / Hunchback Paris Hilton

Spartan Woman / Ugly Betty Look-A-Like

Leo, Jr.

Lindsay Lohan Look-A-Like

Donald Trump Look-A-Like

Twiggy Look-A-Like

Ms. Jay Look-A-Like
10-Year-Old Leonidas
Brad Pitt Look-A-Like
Angelina Jolie Look-A-Like
K-Fed Look-A-Like

President Bush Look-A-Like

Rocky Balboa / Rambo

Ryan Seacrest Look-A-Like

Sanjaya Look-A-Like
Spartan Woman's Friend (uncredited)

Spartan Soldier (uncredited)

Narrator (uncredited)

Happy Feet (uncredited)
