The Kidnappers of Ronnie Lazaro

The Kidnappers of Ronnie Lazaro

The Kidnappers of Ronnie Lazaro

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The Kidnappers of Ronnie Lazaro

"Paano nga ba gumawa ng isang Indie Film?"

2012

2h 14m

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Comedy

Overview

A group of down and out-of-luck men decide to make a film starring Ronnie Lazaro, the most sought-after indie actor in the Philippines. Things get complicated when Lazaro decides to beg off from acting on their supposed "indie film" and they are forced to abduct the actor.

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Film Development Council of the Philippines

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10 featured cast members

Starring

Ronnie Lazaro

Ronnie Lazaro

Ronnie Lazaro

Nonie Buencamino

Nonie Buencamino

Bebot Pascua-Sanchez

Epy Quizon

Epy Quizon

Prestoline "Pipoy" Estampador

Dwight Gaston

Dwight Gaston

Boy George Pinlac

Soliman Cruz

Soliman Cruz

Abdul Abdulrajak

Raul Morit

Raul Morit

Hesus Ginoo

Hector Macaso

Hector Macaso

Hector Tangarurang

Mon Lee

Pare

Ramona Gaston

Mrs. Robinson

Roence Santos

Virgie

Creative team

Directed by: Sigfreid Barros-Sanchez
Written by: Sigfreid Barros-Sanchez
Produced by: Sigfreid Barros-Sanchez
Elise Eclar

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