I Hired a Contract Killer

I Hired a Contract Killer

I Hired a Contract Killer

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I Hired a Contract Killer

1990

1h 20m

6.9(214 votes)

Comedy

Crime

Drama

Romance

Overview

After losing his job and realizing that he is alone in the world, a businessman opts to voluntarily end his life. Lacking courage, he hires a contract killer to do the job. Then, while awaiting his demise, he meets a woman and promptly falls in love.

Where to Watch

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Links & Resources

Social & External

Production Companies

Pyramide Productions

Pandora Film

Channel 4 Television

Videos & Trailers

1 video

Cast & Crew

21 members

Acting

Jean-Pierre Léaud

Henri

Jean-Pierre Léaud

Acting

Margi Clarke

Margaret

Margi Clarke

Acting

Kenneth Colley

The Killer

Kenneth Colley

Writing

T.R. Bowen

Departmen Head

T.R. Bowen

Acting

Imogen Claire

Secretary

Imogen Claire

Acting

Angela Walsh

Landlady

Angela Walsh

Acting

Cyril Epstein

Cab Driver

No Image

Acting

Nicky Tesco

Pete

Nicky Tesco

Acting

Charles Cork

Al

Charles Cork

Acting

Michael O'Hagan

Killer's Boss

Michael O'Hagan

Acting

Tex Axile

Bartender

No Image

Acting

Walter Sparrow

Receptionist

Walter Sparrow

Acting

Tony Rohr

Frank

Tony Rohr

Acting

Joe Strummer

Guitarist

Joe Strummer

Acting

Peter Graves

Jeweller

Peter Graves

Acting

Serge Reggiani

Vic

Serge Reggiani

Acting

Ette Elliot

Daughter

No Image

Directing

Aki Kaurismäki

Sunglasses Seller (uncredited)

Aki Kaurismäki

Acting

Erkki Lahti

Man at the Hotel Albania's Window (uncredited)

No Image

Directing

Minna Virtanen

Flower Seller (uncredited)

Minna Virtanen

Acting

Roberto Pla

Bongo Man (uncredited)

No Image

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