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There's No Business...

There's No Business...

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There's No Business...

1994
1h 15m
10.0(1 votes)
Comedy
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Overview

There's No Business... is a 1994 British partially improvised comedy film directed by Kevin Molony and produced by Claudia Lloyd for Prospect Pictures. It stars Raw Sex (Simon Brint and Rowland Rivron) as Ken Bishop and his stepson Duane, and Lee Cornes as their musical agent Dickie Valentino, in their attempt to remake a track by Ken's old band, 'The Nice Twelve' for a TV advert for 'Pinkies', a brand of kitchen gloves made by Mort Clayton (Mac McDonald). Alexander Armstrong (Tim) and Sam Graham (Fergus) work for the fictional advertising agency Sprote and Sprote. The film takes its name from the 1954 film There's No Business Like Show Business which itself borrowed the 1946 song of the same name by Irving Berlin, written for the musical Annie Get Your Gun.

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27 members
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Simon Brint

Kenworth "Ken" Bishop

Simon Brint
Acting

Rowland Rivron

Duane Bishop

Rowland Rivron
Acting

Lee Cornes

Dickie Valentino

Lee Cornes
Acting

Tilly Vosburgh

Tilly

Tilly Vosburgh
Acting

Stephen Frost

Reg Prince

Stephen Frost
Acting

Mark Arden

Johnny Blackpool

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Acting

Paul Mark Elliott

Bernie Cosmos

Paul Mark Elliott
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Sam Graham

Fergus

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Alexander Armstrong

Tim

Alexander Armstrong
Acting

Chris Palmer

Crispian Sprote

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Mark Bannister

Marcus

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Acting

Mac McDonald

Mort Clayton

Mac McDonald
Acting

Mark Benton

Barman

Mark Benton
Acting

Arnold Brown

Man on Train

Arnold Brown
Acting

Emma Longworth

Ems

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Alana Carlucci

Receptionist

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Luke Hartley Scott

Boy

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Ian Hill

Accordionist

Ian Hill
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Jan Price

Trudi

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Henry House

Spider Bishop

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Mary Maxted

Old Lady

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Sylvia Grant

Shopper

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Eduardo

Himself

Eduardo
Acting

Jonathan Ross

Himself

Jonathan Ross
Acting

Penny Smith

Herself

Penny Smith
Acting

Jools Holland

Band Member (Uncredited)

Jools Holland
Acting

Gilson Lavis

Band Member (Uncredited)

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