

"They had everything to gain by not being a success!"
Broadway producer Max Bialystock and his accountant, Leo Bloom plan to make money by charming wealthy old biddies to invest in a production many times over the actual cost, and then put on a sure-fire flop, so nobody will ask for their money back – and what can be a more certain flop than a tasteless musical celebrating Hitler.
Max Bialystock

Leo Bloom

Ulla

Franz Liebkind

Roger DeBris

Carmen Ghia

Hold Me-Touch Me

Prison Trustee

Judge

Lick Me-Bite Me

Kiss Me-Feel Me

Mr. Marks

Usherette / Girl with Pearls / Little Old Lady / Bavarian Peasant
Usherette / Girl with Pearls / Little Old Lady / Tapping Brown Shirt
Workman / Little Old Lady
Bum
Bag Lady

Cab Driver

Misfit Showgirl
Brian the Set Designer

Kevin the Costume Designer

Scott the Choreographer / Donald Dinsmore / Little Old Lady / Bavarian Peasant
Shirley Markowitz / Little Old Lady

Sabu the Houseboy

Jason Green

Ticket Taker

Lead Tenor

Officer O'Toole

Officer O'Reilly
Officer O'Rourke

Jail Guard

Jury Foreman

Sing Sing Prison Guard

Hilda the Pigeon / Tom the Cat (voice)

Stormtrooper

Stormtrooper Mel

Little Old Lady
Ensemble
Jack Lapidus/ Soundtrack Vocallist

Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady
Audience Member (uncredited)
Little Old Lady