

A hapless talent manager named Danny Rose, by helping a client, gets dragged into a love triangle involving the mob. His story is told in flashback, an anecdote shared amongst a group of comedians over lunch at New York's Carnegie Deli. Rose's one-man talent agency represents countless incompetent entertainers, including a one-legged tap dancer, and one slightly talented one: washed-up lounge singer Lou Canova, whose career is on the rebound.
Danny Rose

Tina Vitale

Lou Canova
Sandy Baron

Corbett Monica
Jackie Gayle

Morty Gunty
Will Jordan

Jack Rollins

Howard Storm

Barney Dunn

Milton Berle

Ray Webb
Vito Rispoli

Joe Rispoli

Money Ripper

Joe Franklin

Waldorf Manager

Johnny Rispoli
Johnny's Mother
Hood at Warehouse

Teresa
Sid Bacharach
Angelina
Phil Chomsky
Water Glass Virtuoso
Balloon Act
Balloon Act
Herbie Jayson

Ralph, Club Owner
Blind Xylophonist
Bird Lady
Hypnotist
Lady in Trance
Lady's Husband
Fan in Dressing Room
Lou's Daughter
Lou's Son
Angelina's Assistant
Tommy's Brother
Tommy's Mother
Tropical Fish Lady
Lady at Angelina's
Greeter at Party
Greeter at Party
Rocco
Annie
Vincent

Vincent's Wife
Money Ripper
Carmine
Lady at Party

Lady at Party

Lady at Party
Manager's Friend
Fan at Waldorf
Fan at Waldorf
Fan at Waldorf
Deli Owner