

"They're just nine players short of a dream team."
At the behest of Roger Dorn -- the Minnesota Twins' silver-tongued new owner -- washed-up minor league hurler Gus Cantrell steps up to the plate to take over as skipper of the club's hapless farm team. But little does he know that Dorn has an ulterior motive to generate publicity with a grudge match between the big leaguers and their ragtag Triple A affiliate.
Gus Cantrell

Roger Dorn

Pedro Cerrano

Taka Tanaka

Maggie Reynolds

Rube Baker

Downtown Anderson

Leonard Huff

Lance Pere

Hog Ellis

Carlos Liston

Pops Morgan

Doc Windgate

Juan #1
Juan #1
Juan #2
Harry Doyle

Coach Duke Temple

Chuck Swartski

Chuck Ledbetter
Renegades Batter
Miracles Catcher
Umpire

Young Player
Miracles Manager

Miracles Announcer
Billy (Bear)

Hot Dog Vendor

Rockcats Announcer
Chief Umpire
Boll Weevils Announcer
Diner Cook

Reporter #1
Reporter #2
Reporter #3
Reporter #4
Maitre D'
Waiter
1st Base Umpire
Twins Runner
Twins Assistant Coach

Bar Girl #1
Bar Girl #2
Diner Waitress

Home Umpire
2nd Base Umpire
TV Reporter
Head Umpire
1st Base Umpire
Tutu Man #1

Tutu Man #2
Tutu Man #3
Stewardess
Mr. Buzz
Buzz Player
Buzz Player
Buzz Player
Buzz Player
Buzz Player / Riverdog
Buzz Player
Buzz Player
Buzz Player
Buzz Player
Twins Player
Twins Player / Crawdad
Twins Player / Crawdad
Twins Player
Twins Player
Twins Player
Twins Player
Twins Player
Twins Player
Twins Player
Twins Player
Twins Player
Boll Weevil
Boll Weevil
Boll Weevil
Boll Weevil
Boll Weevil
Boll Weevil
Boll Weevil
Boll Weevil
Boll Weevil
Riverdog
Riverdog
Riverdog
Riverdog
Riverdog
Riverdog
Riverdog
Riverdog
Riverdog
Riverdog
Crawdad
Crawdad
Crawdad
Crawdad
Crawdad
Crawdad
Crawdad
Crawdad
Crawdad
Umpire
Umpire
Umpire
Buzz Fan (uncredited)
