The Babymakers

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The Babymakers

"She's fired up. He's firing blanks."

2012

1h 38m

5.1(139 votes)

Comedy

Overview

After he flunks a fertility test, a man realizes that the only way he can get his wife pregnant is by robbing a sperm bank to take back the last of the deposits he made there years earlier.

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Cast & Crew

28 members

Acting

Paul Schneider

Tommy Macklin

Acting

Olivia Munn

Audrey Macklin

Acting

Kevin Heffernan

Wade

Acting

Wood Harris

Darrell

Acting

Nat Faxon

Zig-Zag

Directing

Jay Chandrasekhar

Ron Jon

Acting

Aisha Tyler

Karen

Acting

Collette Wolfe

Allison

Acting

Hayes MacArthur

Leslie Jenkins

Acting

Lindsey Kraft

Greta

Acting

Helena Mattsson

Tanya

Acting

Constance Zimmer

Mona

Acting

Philippe Brenninkmeyer

Dr. Vickery

Acting

Jude Ciccolella

Coach Stubbs

Acting

Tommy Dewey

Todd

Acting

Bill Fagerbakke

Clark

Acting

M.C. Gainey

Officer Malloy

Acting

Jeanne Sakata

Wanda

Acting

Michael Yurchak

Sommelier

Acting

Sharon Maughan

Dr. Roberts

Acting

Desi Lydic

Julie

Acting

Charlie Finn

Sperm Bank Receptionist

Acting

Miles Fisher

Groom

Acting

Noureen DeWulf

Bride

Acting

Jenica Bergere

Officer Kanani

Acting

Jennifer Ingrum

Birthing Nurse

Acting

Phillip Daniel

Officer Hawk

Acting

Nikki Moore

Jenny

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