

"True love is worth the weight."
After taking his dying father's advice, Hal dates only the embodiments of female physical perfection. But that all changes after Hal has an unexpected run-in with self-help guru Tony Robbins. Intrigued by Hal's shallowness, Robbins hypnotizes him into seeing the beauty that exists even in the least physically appealing women. Hal soon falls for Rosemary, but he doesn't realize that his gorgeous girlfriend is actually a 300-pound-not-so-hottie.
Hal Larson

Rosemary Shanahan

Mauricio Wilson

Steve Shanahan

Walt

Reverend Larson

Tony Robbins

Jill

Ralph

Katrina

Second Tiffany

Li'iboy
Artie

Jen

Tanya Peeler

Young Hal

Fuel Pizza Waiter
Mrs. Shanahan
Bella

Spastic Bella
Doctor

Cabbie

Board Member #1
Board Member #2
David Bouley

Helga
Waitress

Nurse #1
Nurse #2
Cadence

Information Attendant #1
Information Attendant #2
Fuel Pizza Manager

Gorgeous Tanya

Cute Tiffany
McIntosh Waiter

Capital Grille Maitre D'

Capital Grille Host
Lindy
Punk #1
Punk #2
Babe on Dance Floor
Spastic Friend #1

Spastic Friend #2
Homeless Man #1
Homeless Man #2

Other Li'iboy
Pretty Nurse
Bar Girl
Bartender
Party Friend
Department Store Clerk

Doctor Sayed

Dr. James Uler
Sick Kid #1
Sick Kid #2

Pool Dad

Kid in Tree
Soda Shop Waitress
Pretty Girl with Puppy

Night Club Goer

Mrs. Mary Larson (uncredited)

Night Club Goer #2 (as Stacey Fuson)

Night Club Goer #2
Hospital Intensive Care Unit Staff & Patient (as Apple Kocsis)

Night Club Goer

Night Club Goer

Freedom Park Goer