

"Ten million years in the making. The truth, the whole truth, and everything, but the truth!"
An uproarious version of history that proves nothing is sacred – not even the Roman Empire, the French Revolution and the Spanish Inquisition.
Moses / Comicus / Torquemada / Jacques / King Louis XVI

Emperor Nero

Empress Nympho

Count de Monet

Madame Defarge

Swiftus

Josephus

Mademoiselle Rimbaud

Marcus Vindictus

Chief Caveman

Miriam

Narrator (voice)

Prehistoric Man / Captain Mucus - The Roman Empire

Prehistoric Woman

Prehistoric Man
Prehistoric Man
Prehistoric Man

Prehistoric Man
Prehistoric Man / Disciple - The Roman Empire
Prehistoric Man

Prehistoric Man

Court Spokesman - The Roman Empire

Soothsayer - The Roman Empire

Competence - The Roman Empire

Roman Officer - The Roman Empire

Stoned Soldier #1 - The Roman Empire
Stoned Soldier #2 - The Roman Empire

Leonardo DaVinci - The Roman Empire

Caladonia - The Roman Empire
Chemist - The Roman Empire

Lt. Bob - The Roman Empire

Maitre 'D - The Roman Empire

Entrepreneur - The Roman Empire

Plumbing Salesman - The Roman Empire

Column Salesman - The Roman Empire

Barber-Bloodletter - The Roman Empire

Oedipus - The Roman Empire / Jew #2 - The Spanish Inquisition

Gladiator - The Roman Empire
Leader of Senate - The Roman Empire

Wagon Driver - The Roman Empire

Senator #1 - The Roman Empire
Senator #2 - The Roman Empire
Senator #3 - The Roman Empire
Roman Citizen - The Roman Empire
Small Liar - The Roman Empire

Auctioneer - The Roman Empire
Roman Officer - The Roman Empire
Slave - The Roman Empire
Jesus - The Roman Empire

Disciple - The Roman Empire
Disciple - The Roman Empire
Disciple - The Roman Empire
Disciple - The Roman Empire
Disciple - The Roman Empire

Disciple - The Roman Empire
Game Show Girl - The Roman Empire
Game Show Girl - The Roman Empire
Game Show Girl - The Roman Empire
Vestal Virgin - The Roman Empire
Vestal Virgin - The Roman Empire

Vestal Virgin - The Roman Empire

Vestal Virgin - The Roman Empire

Vestal Virgin - The Roman Empire
Vestal Virgin - The Roman Empire

Vestal Virgin - The Roman Empire

Vestal Virgin - The Roman Empire

Jew #1 - The Spanish Inquisition

Chief Monk - The Spanish Inquisition

Rat Vendor - The French Revolution

Nothing Vendor - The French Revolution

Bearnaise - The French Revolution

Monsieur Rimbaud - The French Revolution

Rich Man - The French Revolution

Applecore Vendor - The French Revolution

Poppinjay - The French Revolution

Gerard - The French Revolution

Queen - The French Revolution

Citizen Official - The French Revolution

Baguette - The French Revolution

Footman - The French Revolution
Executioner - The French Revolution
Lady Marie - The French Revolution
Duke D'Honnefleur - The French Revolution

Tartuffe - The French Revolution
Le Fevre - The French Revolution
Marche - The French Revolution
Le Muff - The French Revolution

Coming Attractions
Coming Attractions

Coming Attractions

Jew (uncredited)
Dole office clerk (uncredited)

Swimmer (uncredited)
Roman (uncredited)
Insolent Flunky (uncredited)
Jew (uncredited)
Peasant (uncredited)
Bit Part (uncredited)

Torturer (uncredited)
Jew (uncredited)

Roman Guard (uncredited)

Prison Guard (uncredited)
Nun / Synchronized Swimmer Dancer (uncredited)
Swimmer (uncredited)
Minor Role (uncredited)
Swimmer (uncredited)
Torturer (uncredited)
King Louis XVI's Servant (uncredited)
Roman (uncredited)
Dancer (uncredited)
Nun (uncredited)
Torturer (uncredited)
Voice of God speaking to Moses (uncredited)

French Girl (uncredited)

Jew (uncredited)
French Revolutionary (uncredited)
Dancer (uncredited)
Swimmer (uncredited)
Dancer (uncredited)
Swimmer (uncredited)
Jew (uncredited)
Roman Officer (uncredited)

Used Chariot Salesman (uncredited)
Roman Senator (uncredited)

Revolutionary Peasant (uncredited)
Screaming Peasants (archive sound) (uncredited)
