Frozen Assets

Frozen Assets

Frozen Assets

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Frozen Assets

"She banks on babies. He banks on bucks. Neither banked on falling in love!"

1992

1h 36m

3.2(12 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Zach Shepard is excited to find he's been hired as president of a bank. When he finally arrives in Hobart, Ore., he discovers to his dismay that the bank is actually a sperm bank. There he meets the cold Dr. Grace Murdoch, the scientist in charge, whose disregard for him seems to mask romantic intentions. Meanwhile, in order to save the business, the sperm bank holds a fundraiser to find the man with the highest sperm count.

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RKO Pictures

Cast & Crew

18 members

Acting

Shelley Long

Dr. Grace Murdock

Shelley Long

Acting

Corbin Bernsen

Zach Shepard

Corbin Bernsen

Acting

Teri Copley

Peaches

Teri Copley

Acting

Larry Miller

Newton Patterson

Larry Miller

Acting

Dody Goodman

Mrs. Patterson

Dody Goodman

Acting

Jeanne Cooper

Zach Shepard's mother

Jeanne Cooper

Acting

Jenifer Lewis

Jomisha

Jenifer Lewis

Acting

Paul Sand

McTaggert

Paul Sand

Acting

Gerrit Graham

Lewis Crandall

Gerrit Graham

Acting

John Asher

Bobby Murdock

John Asher

Acting

Matt Clark

J.F. Hughes

Matt Clark

Acting

Gloria Camden

Gloria the Madam

No Image

Acting

John Bloom

Ed Walker

John Bloom

Acting

Sara Ballantine

Valentine

Sara Ballantine

Acting

Gary Basey

Clarence

No Image

Acting

Lindsey Hutchison

Cheerleader

Lindsey Hutchison

Acting

Michelle Guthrie

Sheila

No Image

Acting

Dal McKennon

Stud of the Year Octogenarian

Dal McKennon

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