

"His Karma is Huge"
Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.
Guru Pitka

Jane Bullard

Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé

Darren Roanoke

Prudence

Dick Pants

Coach Punch Cherkov

Rajneesh

Jay Kell

Trent Lueders

Guru Tugginmypuddha

Guru Satchabigknoba

Deepak Chopra

Jessica Simpson

Kanye West

Young Pitka

Cinnabon Cashier

EMT

Frat Guy

Bar Patron

Himself

Lillian Roanoke

Sickly Nerd
Dancer

Nerd

Female Reporter

Assistant Coach
Deepak Early 20's

Indian Man

Young Deepak
Referee

EMT

Biker
Uncle Jack
Goal Post Judge
11-Year-Old Girl
11-Year-Old Girl
Sanjay
DJ

Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
Group Dancer

Group Dancer
Group Dancer

Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer

Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Oprah Winfrey (voice)
Mariska Hargitay (uncredited)

Val Kilmer (uncredited)

Group Dancer
Persian Beauty (uncredited)

Additional Performances (puppeteer)