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No Sex Please: We're British
No Sex Please: We're British
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No Sex Please: We're British
1973
1h 25m
5.1(17 votes)
Comedy

Overview

A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the banks' head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.

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36 members
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Ronnie Corbett

Brian Runnicles

Ronnie Corbett
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Beryl Reid

Bertha Hunter

Beryl Reid
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Arthur Lowe

Mr. Leslie Bromley

Arthur Lowe
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Ian Ogilvy

David Hunter

Ian Ogilvy
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Susan Penhaligon

Penny Hunter

Susan Penhaligon
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Michael Bates

Mr. Arnold Needham

Michael Bates
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Cheryl Hall

Daphne Martin

Cheryl Hall
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David Swift

Inspector Paul

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Deryck Guyler

Park Keeper

Deryck Guyler
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Valerie Leon

Susan

Valerie Leon
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Margaret Nolan

Barbara

Margaret Nolan
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Gerald Sim

Reverend John Mower

Gerald Sim
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Michael Robbins

Car Driver

Michael Robbins
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Frank Thornton

Glass Shop Manager

Frank Thornton
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Michael Ripper

Traffic Warden

Michael Ripper
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Lloyd Lamble

American Man

Lloyd Lamble
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Mavis Villiers

American Lady

Mavis Villiers
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Sydney Bromley

Rag & Bone Man

Sydney Bromley
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John Bindon

Pete Hunter

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Stephen Greif

Niko

Stephen Greif
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Brian Wilde

Policeman

Brian Wilde
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Eric Longworth

Man with Lighter

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Edward Sinclair

Postman

Edward Sinclair
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Fred Griffiths

Delivery Man

Fred Griffiths
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Lucy Griffiths

Spinster Lady

Lucy Griffiths
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John Scott Martin

White Line Workman

John Scott Martin
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Robin Askwith

Baker's Delivery Man

Robin Askwith
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Bart Allison

Council Workman

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Joe Reah

Drum Major

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Jack Arrow

Audience Member at Church Film Show (uncredited)

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Pauline Chamberlain

Woman with Flowers at Church Film Show (uncredited)

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Victor Harrington

Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)

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Walter Henry

Audience Member at Church Film Show (uncredited)

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Fred Machon

Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)

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Pam Rose

Bank Teller (uncredited)

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Guy Standeven

Man with Pipe at Church Film Show (uncredited)

Guy Standeven

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