
The story throws Elvis impersonators, Indians, modern cowboys, a 6-foot-tall blond assassin, a frat boy, a corrupt sheriff and a prostitute into a chase for a priceless American Indian artifact stolen during a poker game at an Indian casino
John Smith

The Rancher

Sheriff Hutchins

The Cowboy

Gay Elvis

The Blonde

Elvis Elvis

Cindy

Sheriff Cowley

Little person Elvis

Asian Elvis

The Indian

The Chief

Vivian

Mr. Crow

The College Kid

The Deputy

Mo

Redfoot

Dark Eyes

Young Mother

Young Father
Officer
Contest Registrar

The Ranch Hand
Ranch Hand #2

Old Indian Woman
Cocktail Waitress
The Gambler
Young Boy
Train Station P.A.