

"Flunk 'em if they can't take a joke."
Nervous high school senior Tom Lawrence visits Port Chester University, where he gets a taste of politically correct college life when he's guided by fraternity wild man Droz and his housemates at The Pit. But Droz and his pals have rivals in nasty preppy Rand McPherson and the school's steely president. With their house threatened with expulsion, Droz and company decide to throw a raging party where the various factions will collide.
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Tom Lawrence

Rand McPherson

Katy

Samantha

Gutter

Mullaney

Cecilia
Womynist #1

Mersh

Womynist #2

President Garcia-Thompson

Dave #1
Dave #2

Raji

Deege

Pigman

Bantam Draper
Carter Prescott

Kosmo
The Giggler
Trustee #1

Trustee #2
Moonbeam

Afrocentrist
Computer Geek
Gay Activist

Sanskrit Major

Physics Major

Phys. Ed. Major

Jock #1

Jock #2

Singer
Folksinger
Bathroom Patron

D.J.
Granola #1

Granola #2
Pretty Boy Dancer

Cattle Butcher
Flashback Girl

Scoreboard Flipper
Pampers Woman
Liquor Store Guy
Townie #1
Townie #2
Gutter's Mother
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