

"When every college turned them down. . . they made one up."
A high school slacker who's rejected by every school he applies to opts to create his own institution of higher learning, the South Harmon Institute of Technology, on a rundown piece of property near his hometown.
Bartleby Gaines

Sherman Schrader

Monica Moreland

Glen

Hands

Rory

Uncle Ben

Mr. Schrader

Jack Gaines

Diane Gaines

Lizzie Gaines

Abernathy

Kiki

Kiki's Best Friend

Maurice / The Ringers

Freaky Student

Dean Van Horne

Mike McNaughton

Mike Welsh

Hoyt Ambrose

Gwynn

Dwayne

Wayne

Confused Kid
S. H. Student in Hallway

Mrs. Schrader

Economics Teacher

Drop-off Dad

Drop-off Mom
Desk Clerk

Frat Guy

Mike Chambers

Frat guy (uncredited)

Girl By Pool (uncredited)

Kiki's Best Friend

S. H. Student in Hallway

S. H. Student in Hallway

Family Friend

Shoe Store Boy
Shoe Store Mother

Shoe Store Manager

Dr. J. Alexander
Vice Principal Matthews

Boy Going to Princeton

Academic Counselor

Male Graduate (scenes deleted)

Go Go Dancer

Go Go Dancer
Glen's Party Girl

Glen's Party Girl

S. H. Testimonial Student
S. H. Testimonial Student
S. H. Testimonial Student

S. H. Testimonial Student

Fake ID Kid
Fake ID Kid
Fake ID Kid
Fake ID Kid

Fake ID Kid
Fake ID Kid

The Ringers
Frat Guy