

"He enrolled in college for the pursuit of finer things...like co-eds, shapely professors, fun and rock and roll."
Self-made millionaire Thornton Melon decides to get a better education and enrolls at his son Jason's college. While Jason tries to fit in with his fellow students, Thornton struggles to gain his son's respect, giving way to hilarious antics.
Thornton Melon

Diane

Lou

Jason Melon

Derek

Chas

Phillip Barbay

Vanessa

Coach Turnbull

Valerie

Dean Martin

Dr. Barazini

Professor Terguson

Giorgio

Self

Marge

Sorority Girl

Young Woman
Tony Meloni
Agnes
Girl in Dorm Hallway

Lisa
Contractor
Girl in the Crowd

Young Thornton

Coed #1

Judge
Player #1

Bartender

Mrs. Stuyvesant
Executive #1

Trendy Man

Security Guard

Hot Tub Girl
Executive #2

Petey
Student in Diane's Class
Drunken Student
Girl in Diane's Class
Hot Tub Girl

Lisa's Friend
Girl at Dorm Party
Man in Stands
Student at Fraternity Party
Cashier
Rodette
Rodette
Rodette
"Twist & Shout" Band Member
"Twist & Shout" Band Member
"Twist & Shout" Band Member
"Twist & Shout" Band Member
"Twist & Shout" Band Member
"Twist & Shout" Band Member
Oingo Boingo Band Member

Oingo Boingo Band Member

Oingo Boingo Band Member

Oingo Boingo Band Member

Oingo Boingo Band Member

Oingo Boingo Band Member

Oingo Boingo Band Member

Oingo Boingo Band Member