2 Hitmen

2 Hitmen

2 Hitmen

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2 Hitmen

2007

1h 26m

2.5(2 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Two odd-ball best friends lead a team of wanna-be hitmen as they attempt to become something more in their lives. They will practice and train to be the best hitmen possible, but at the end of the day. They stumble their way into trouble and learn the hard way about the world of killing for hire.

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5 members

Acting

Ernie Sloman

Brody

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Acting

Cary Y. Mizobe

Tito

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Directing

Mitch Yapko

Alessandro

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Acting

Mary Newman

Denise

Mary Newman

Writing

April Gilbert

Jessica

April Gilbert

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