Life Is Cheap... But Toilet Paper Is Expensive

Life Is Cheap... But Toilet Paper Is Expensive

Life Is Cheap... But Toilet Paper Is Expensive

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Life Is Cheap... But Toilet Paper Is Expensive

1989

1h 23m

4.5(15 votes)

Crime

Comedy

Overview

A man is hired by a group of people he believes to be gangsters to escort a briefcase from America to Hong Kong. When he arrives, however, his contact is nowhere to be found. With no further instructions, he decides to take in the sights of Hong Kong, which consist of him taking part in a great deal of blood, sex and general weirdness, all while wearing a briefcase handcuffed to his arm.

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Cast & Crew

18 members

Acting

Victor Wong Chi-Keung

Blind Man

Victor Wong Chi-Keung

Acting

羅烈

Pianist

Directing

Lo Wei

Big Boss

Lo Wei

Directing

Spencer Nakasako

Yat Boon Jai

No Image

Acting

繆騫人

Money

繆騫人

Directing

Allen Fong

Taxi Driver

Allen Fong

Acting

鄭君綿

Uncle Cheng

鄭君綿

Acting

林聰

Ex-Red Guard

Acting

陳劍雲

Duck Killer

陳劍雲

Acting

John Chan

The Son-in-Law

No Image

Acting

何沛東

Punk #2

No Image

Acting

Cinda Hui

Kitty

No Image

Acting

魏秋樺

The Daughter

魏秋樺

Acting

Angela Yu Chien

Blue Velvet

Angela Yu Chien

Acting

Dennis Dun

Narrator

Dennis Dun

Acting

Gary Kong

Punk #1

No Image

Acting

Wu Kin Man

Spiritualist

No Image

Acting

Kai-Bong Chau

Self

No Image

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