

"There's got to be more to life than committing suicide."
Ronnie, Wal, Andy and Vic are four bored, unemployed teens in dreary, rainy Glasgow. Ronnie comes up with a great idea. He has noticed that stainless steel sinks are worth a lot of money and comes up with a complicated scheme: to steal sinks from a warehouse dressed as girls and using a stop-motion-potion.
Ronnie

Wal

Vic
Andy

Pete
Eddie the Driver
Bobby
The Wee Man
Simmy

Alec

Mary
The Doctor

Ward Nurse
Computer Nurse
Gang Girl
Gang Girl
The Tramp

The Watchman
Hi-Fi Salesman
Himself
Policeman
Boy in Daimler