Duck! The Carbine High Massacre

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Duck! The Carbine High Massacre

"Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back To School..."

1999

1h 42m

4.1(14 votes)

Comedy

Drama

Horror

Crime

Overview

Derwin and Derick, Neo-Nazis, plan to commit a school shooting and kill themselves after a sick joke by school jocks.

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Cast & Crew

41 members

Directing

William Hellfire

Derwin

Crew

Joey Smack

Derick

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Erin Brown

Bible Girl

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Lilly Tiger

Play Girl

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Chris Perez

Car Kid

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Writing

Henry Krinkle

Retard

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Mikey Ovum

Spam Jock

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Ryan Trimmer

Benchpress

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Kendall 'Shorty' Ward

Afro-American

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Marie Mazur

Song Girl

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Mike Ronor

Goth Boy

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Liz Bathory

Goth Girl

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Michael Lema

No Info Boy

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Jacqueline D'angelo

911 Dispatcher

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Michelle Chard

911 Girl

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Beef Hunkster

Teacher

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Production

Michael L. Raso

Young Derwin / The Police Chief

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Stephen Harris

The Fathers

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Pamela Anne

The Mothers

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Larry Wellman

The Principal

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Pete Floris

Internet Teacher

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Murtal Murtz

School Announcer

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Pete Jacelone

The Janitor

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Thomas Linden

The Gun Man

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Hernandez

The Gun Mans Assistant

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Minty Hansen

Cafeteria Lady

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John James

Bible Boy

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Martina Solej

Screaming Girl

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Lora Lane

Newscaster

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Nathan Lanman

Cameraman

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Carl Pitt

Policeman

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Mick Leo

Swat Answering Machine

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Michael Lione

Teenage Boy #1

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Patrick Henderson

Teenage Boy #2

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Michael J Scillia

Surviving Jock #1

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Kyle Lee Laferrière

Surviving Jock #2

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Justine

Rose Girl

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John Link

Scientist

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Bob Gonzo

Entrepreneur

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John Bacchus

The Preacher

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John Paul Fedele

G.U.N. Association Representative

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