

"Once they declare war on each other, watch out. You could die laughing."
Having both lost their jobs, two strangers become unlikely friends after a run in with a would be robber, who is actually a hitman with a grudge against the two.
Donald Quinelle

Sonny Paluso

Jack Locke

Wes Huntley

Candice Paluso

Detective Matt Burke

Commando

Betty

TV station manager

Jack's Wife

Wiley
Doreen

Mace Lover
Accosted Old Lady
Gun Salesman

Armed Little Lady
Salesman

Wes Man
Cost-Conscious Survivalist

Nose Biter
Illegal Alien
Interviewer
Indian Woman
Tiffany Clark

Marc Stevens

Waitress

Unknown Role
