The Banker

The Banker

The Banker

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The Banker

2004

0h 12m

5.8(6 votes)

Comedy

Overview

A story about unrequited love, focused on a lonely scientist who toils away in a sperm bank.

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Cast & Crew

11 members

Acting

Michael Sheen

The Banker

Michael Sheen

Crew

Adam Cocker

The Bankers Assistant

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Acting

Chris Coghill

Smiling Man

Chris Coghill

Acting

Tina Deen

Business Woman

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Amerjit Deu

Business Man

Amerjit Deu

Acting

Seeta Indrani

Woman in Sari

Seeta Indrani

Acting

Iain McKee

Nervous Man

Iain McKee

Acting

Jason Milligan

Fit Man

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Kieran O'Brien

Vain Man

Kieran O'Brien

Acting

Harry Peacock

Crying Man

Harry Peacock

Acting

Jane Robbins

Nurse

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