Maiko Haaaan!!!

2007

2h 0m

6.5(14 votes)

Comedy

Overview

Kimihiko Onizuka is a salaryman infatuated with maiko (apprentice geisha) and whose greatest goal in life is to play a party game called "yakyuken" with one.

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Cast & Crew

9 members

Acting

阿部隆史

Kimihiko Onizuka

Acting

柴咲コウ

Fujiko Osawa

Acting

堤真一

Kiichiro Naito

Acting

早織

(Sister) Komako (Geisha)

Acting

京野ことみ

Koume (Geisha)

Acting

酒井若菜

Mamefuku (Geisha)

Acting

伊東四朗

Suzuki Taikai (President of Suzuya Ramen)

Acting

山田孝之

Student on field trip (cameo)

Acting

真矢ミキ

Unknown Role

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