

"He's down but never out..."
M. Harry Smilac is a down-on-his-luck music manager who is having a hard time attracting talent and booking gigs for his band, Kicks (The most recent of the gigs is a Dairy Queen opening!!). When making arrangements for a campaign fund-raiser, he mistakes Rick Roberts, a professional wrestler, for a musician and hires him. At that moment he becomes a wrestling manager and starts to book matches for him and his teammate Tonga Tom. The team is a success, and Harry decides to take his wrestlers and his band on a "Rock n' Wrestling" tour. The tour is a success, and Harry feels what it is like to be a winner again.
M. Harry Smilac

Candace Vandervagen

Quick Rick Roberts

Capt. Lou Murano

Sheldon Brockmeister

Vic Carson

Tim McClusky

Scotty

Shapiro

Mr. Kim

Missy Roberts

TV Interviewer
Tonga Tom (as The Tonga Kid)
Axe the Cannibal (as The Barbarian - Sione Vailahi)

Hammer the Cannibal (as Tijoe Khan)
Himself
Himself

Himself

Himself
Wheelchair Man

Elmo

Girl in Bikini

The Samoans

The Samoans

Himself
Booth Announcer / Himself

The Mad Russian
