

"You wouldn't want to meet these pinheads in an alley."
After bowler Roy Munson swindles the wrong crowd and is left with a hook for a hand, he settles into impoverished obscurity. That is, until he uncovers the next big thing: an Amish kid named Ishmael. So, the corrupt and the hopelessly naive hit the circuit intent on settling an old score with Big Ern.
Roy Munson

Ishmael Boorg

Claudia

Ernie McCracken

The Gambler

Mr. Boorg

Sarah Boorg

Owner Of Stiffy's

Landlady

Thomas

Mrs. Boorg
Stanley Osmanski

Calvert Munson

Young Roy

1979 Bowling Buddy
1979 Bowling Buddy

Fatima

1979 Waitress

Beaver Valley Bowl Manager

Red Neck Stutterer

Beaver Bowl Hustler

Make-Out Queen

Purse Snatcher

Lancaster Bowl Manager

Cocktail Waitress

Scranton Wino

Scranton Wino
Bowling Priest

Skidmark's Squirrel

Tavern Drunk

Beautiful Dancer

Gas Station Attendant

Nouchi's Gal

Silver Legacy Maid

Self

Unified Fund Mom
Tavern band

Stiffy's Goon (as Louis Charles Consolo)