
"Their First and Fabulously Funny Film"
A chance meeting with a Schlecht agent forces a humble coffee shop manager into the secret world of spies in Swinging London. With the help of his MI5 friend, he poses as the recently dead Major Cavendish who had managed to infiltrate the dreaded organization; he knows that they are intending to assassinate someone - could it be the famous Russian ballerina who has recently arrived for an appearance at Covent Garden?
Eric Morecambe

Ernie Sage

Colonel Grant

Madame Petrovna
Gina Carlotti

Sir Edward Seabrook

Stage Manager

Karin

Reed

Thomas

Prozoroff

Laundry Basket Man

Sinister Stranger

Philippe

Seedy Schlecht Agent

'Siegfried' Dancer
'Evil Owl' Dancer
Girl in Cinema
Boy in Cinema

Girl in Cucaracha

Carlos
Conductor

Reception Guest (uncredited)
Cafe Owner (uncredited)

Hotel Guest (uncredited)
Rostov (uncredited)
French Girl (uncredited)
Woman in Wardrobe Dept. (uncredited)
Girl (uncredited)
Stagehand (uncredited)

Stage Doorkeeper (uncredited)
Ballet Audience Member (uncredited)
Madame Petrovna's Dresser (uncredited)

Man in Bar (uncredited)
Waiter (uncredited)

Ivan (uncredited)

Man in Bar (uncredited)
Biker (uncredited)
Assassin (uncredited)

Conway (uncredited)
Hotel Guest (uncredited)
Man at the Ballet (uncredited)
M.I.5 Radio Operator (uncredited)

Woman in Lift (uncredited)

Stagehand (uncredited)
Policeman (uncredited)

Blonde at Reception Dinner Table (uncredited)

Lady at the Ballet (uncredited)
Girl (uncredited)
